Saturday, May 24, 2008

Three Things to Remember

Learned three new things this morning.

First, if you leave your car window open it's possible for a bird to get inside and proceed to defecate all over your steering wheel and dashboard as it thinks it's trapped.

Second, if you move a beehive greater than three feet, but fewer than three miles some of the bees will return to the old location.

Third, if you assemble six beehive bodies and haven't swung a hammer in a while you'll have a really sore shoulder.

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